glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

Glitter Dick

Another name for your fellow gay

"Hey did you just add my contact name as Glitter dick?!"
"Yeeeeup"
"Then Im calling you Fuck Fairy"

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Glitter Gang

Two people that are extremely happy together. They do things differently from most couples yet seem to function better than other’s

Those two are honestly the Glitter Gang

by Mel-0 May 31, 2018

Glitter

Glitter- a shiny, reflective material best used when thrown into somebody’s face. However, this may blind people if it gets into the eyeballs.

“If you don’t shut up, I’m going to throw glitter in your face”

by Order pray for the wicked btw June 24, 2018

GLITTER MITTEN

ANOTHER WORD FOR A SMALL CLIT

“EWW,SHE HAD A GLITTER MITTEN…?”

by Getrweeds April 12, 2022

All that glitter is gold

In stairway to heaven those lines go together.
There s a lady who s sure all that glitter is gold.
There's a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything

still turn to gold. Also the singer says: your stairway lies in the whispering wind.. Meaning that she doesn't have to go to the expensive store to get to heaven(a zeppelin goes to the sky
so led Zeppelin is heaven for her so she can go meet them in jogging pants and a ugly t shirt.

All that glitter is gold like every thing still turn to gold.

by Alicia 12 August 8, 2023

beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.

Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”

by Mericaman June 6, 2018