FarmVille Gift Lag

The time from when farmville notifies friends that a gift is no longer available and the farmer removes it from his profile.

Tom: What's up with Jeff's gifts, they are all taken.

Larry: I know, he needs to remove them from his profile they have too much FarmVille Gift Lag.
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Janey: Jez, I wish Betty would erase her gifts. I'm gonna have to put a comment, "All Gone" to remind her that she has a FarmVille Gift Lag.

by chrisjlatdoc April 4, 2010

Daddy’s Gift

When daddy’s son turns 8 and he wants a roblox card, so I’m exchange the father wants to shove his penis inside his son. So the father gets the 100 dollar roblox card. The little boy then pulls his jockeys down and the father lubes up his crank and begins to thrust it into his son. After hours of gay sex, his son plays roblox and braggs to his friends that he rode daddy’s cock

“Hey son, happy birthday! Do you want daddy’s gift?”

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

Greatest Gag Gift

GGG means the greatest gag gift ever. It’s when your girlfriend makes you mad and use a condom and you said you don’t want to you can’t feel her and she makes you use one anyway. You used this. A dry condom salted on the outside. Made to rub her skin dry to open her wound ass or pussy and salt will make it sting or burn and you make sure to tell her we not stopping until I orgasm too. It takes so long to cum with a condom and make sure she agrees to it on camera first.

The greatest gag gift bring couples closer together and make woman stop being evil to their significant other good godly men.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 5, 2022

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

giftbasketed

To recieve a gift basket. The act of recieving a gift basket.

Betty got giftbasketed for Christmas and she loved it!!

by Giftbasketed September 15, 2014

gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003

gintbob

A gintbob is a FUCKING mess. Not just a regular mess, the most extreme kind of mess possible. Often shortened to G Bob or mutated into G Bab for comedic as well as linguistic purposes.

NB. Can also be used in a friendly, endearing context or as a shout out or exclamation at the start, during or end of a conversation.

Gintbob was coined by Tom, Yves & Sherman back in 2002, evolving from the word cunt.

Whatta gintbob!
Ahh, you fucking g bob!
G, G, G, G, GEEEEEE BOBBBB!

by Sherman M November 12, 2008