When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 01, 2016
by ElliottCheese00 January 18, 2017
by Greenhower November 17, 2015
A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
by greg9255 November 24, 2020
Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?
I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.
Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.
Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
by Bubber22 May 08, 2017
Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.
By Brandon Toth
By Brandon Toth
by CTuggie August 21, 2015
you fucking shart slurping cunt!
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
by danny mcfart April 03, 2022