by chinbinshin January 2, 2014
Get the Hippo Fever mug.Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.
After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.
by davax August 9, 2015
Get the Goose Fever mug.When a person can only think about their new favorite thing , annoying themselves and everyone else.
Person 1: Hew wheres Jane?
Person 2: Oh, she stayed home, shes suffering from a bad fandom fever
Person 1: oh, so she stayed home to watch that new anime. Gotcha.
Person 2: Oh, she stayed home, shes suffering from a bad fandom fever
Person 1: oh, so she stayed home to watch that new anime. Gotcha.
by wolfgirljas October 4, 2016
Get the Fandom Fever mug.Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.
*A group of friends talks over lunch.*
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
by drunkenuncle December 4, 2015
Get the booty fever mug.That one girl who can handle anything; that everyone thinks is unattainable; the true girl that everyone wants; the forever homie.
by workerbee21 May 24, 2018
Get the Katie Fever mug.Kyle’s out boozin again, lookin all splotchy and shit with that scumbag fever. Bet he falls asleep in the yard with his pants off again.
by Shifty slime January 17, 2020
Get the Scumbag Fever mug.A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020
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