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Fashion Bi

A person who pretends to be, or at least tries to implies being, bisexual in order to get scene cred or otherwise be fashionable.
Maybe Rachel should try to hook up with Kimmie.

Kimmie? Are you kidding me? She isn't really into girls...just a total fashion bi.
by Doug Fo August 19, 2013
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the fashions

An elite (or so they think) group of guys who stand at outdoor bars in NYC with vodka sodas. Often seen standing, not speaking to each other and generally just looking around at nothing to see who is looking at them.
Did you see Ryan today? He was standing withThe Fashions fishing for compliments.
by QUIGLM1 June 8, 2017
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Old Fashion Terry Shaw

When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
by Boobearbutteater June 4, 2024
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Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.
I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!
by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018
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Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.
After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.
by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024
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Peppermint old-fashioned

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.
"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."
by Casinick August 14, 2018
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