Shitty Mouth Fairy 

The tooth fairy's evil sister. She visits people sleeping in the middle of the night and gives them horrible morning breath.

Ergh, I've had a visit from the Shitty Mouth Fairy.

Shitty Mouth Fairy by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

the sticky fairy 

The Sticky fairy is when you wake up and sticky notes saying bad things about you and your mom are written and stuck all of you. You find out the next morning it was your dad.

Oh man I bob was telling me he woke up last night and the sticky fairy visited him

the sticky fairy by The Sticky Fairy March 30, 2015

fur fairy 

invisible playmate for kittens and adult cats. Not yet scientifically proven, this adoption of an invisible being provides the best plausible explanation after centuries of careful observations of unassisted feline playful behaivor.

While we were both resting on the couch, Tiger suddenly dashed off my lap in pursuit of something, pounced, rolled, jumped, then intently stared near my feet. I couldn't see what he was playing with so it had to be another invisible fur fairy.

fur fairy by philene September 22, 2007

Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

Fountain fairy by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010

the tooth fairy 

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.

My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy

the tooth fairy by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013

Nigger fairy 

1. A gay black person who doesn't know that they're gay yet but everyone else does.

1. Man, look at that nigger fairy over there. Yeah I heard he takes a big one up the crack.

Nigger fairy by Schmidtt January 19, 2008

insomnia fairy 

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

insomnia fairy by The Dave February 22, 2004