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in the ditch

when conversations have run awry and lead to an awkward or mistaken understanding.
As soon as he started talking about the rusty trombone the conversation was in the ditch and headed for the gutter.
by Reaze February 1, 2016
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Mushroom ditch

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.
by Puntilla August 23, 2017
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epic ditch

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015
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Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.
by Marchaverage May 4, 2021
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Ditch

- to not join friends or abandoning someone
He has decided to ditch his friends to sleep like a bitch
by Ryan garcia October 11, 2021
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Ditching

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night
by Smedge April 16, 2021
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ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018
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