discord x microsoft

A term of Microsoft, A company who runs Windows about to buy Discord, An app that lets you chat with other people from different servers.

iscor (On Discord) : What's popping?
Quweil (On Discord) : Ever heard of Discord x Microsoft?
YuillQ (On Discord) : Microsoft.. Why..??
Microsoft : *Attempts to Buy Discord*
Discord : *Attempts to Speak to Microsoft*

by UrbanReader2242 April 23, 2021

KreekCraft discord server

A server full of 100 swears per second (Cool!)

Stinky 1 Hey man ever heard of the new hit server?
Stink 2 No!
Stink 1 It's KreekCraft discord server

by Mr Skill Issue December 16, 2021

Discord Modrator Day.

"Discord Modrator Day" is a holiday that happens on April 20th. This is where all modrators (except Wikipedia modrators you're cool.) Gain excessive amounts of weight and body fat. They'll say that the "Age of consent should be lowered." Or other things. This also includes being a pedophile.

Modrator 1: " (gains excessive weight.) *Cough* *Cough* Erm- why yes I do think the age pm consent should be lowered- Dude, no memes in #general or I might have to ban you 24 hours.

Random Person 1: "Dude, it's "Discord Modrator Day." No one cares that you want to groom some minors. Just go back to your closest."

by cringey holiday maker April 16, 2021

Discord Darkmode Day

January 5th is Discord Darkmode Day. Where all users who use lightmode are to be muted for the rest of the day for being pure cringe and trying to fry all the Darkmode user’s eyes.

Bro Discord Darkmode Day is coming! Can’t wait to not stare at the sun because of a lightmode user.

by Sir_Biggum_292 December 16, 2020

Discord Dick December

Send a dick pic to anybody who wants it. If they say yes and say it’s a joke you still got to send.

I’m participating in Discord Dick December. send dick pic… i’m joking. *the person still sends the dick pic*

by PoruDoru November 6, 2023

The Kid Laroi Discord

A virtual gathering place where cluelessness and absurdity collide, hosting the most delightfully confused and bewildered individuals you'll ever encounter. Prepare yourself for a wild ride of sheer "retardation" Dumb people that will leave you questioning the very fabric of your sanity

"Hey, have you joined the The Kid Laroi Discord Server yet?"
"Nah, man, I heard it's a total circus of bewildered souls stumbling around like headless chickens. I'm not sure my brain can handle that level of hilarity!"

by TheKidLaroiLover9090920472 June 30, 2023

Discord Minimod Day

December 12th is Discord Minimod day. This is the day where all members get to pretend they have mod permissions and insult everyone who breaks the slightest rule.

I finally have an excuse to pretend that I have the right to warn whoever breaks a rule, thanks Discord Minimod Day!

by MYNAMEHASBEENCHOSEN December 11, 2020