cupcake slam

The act of violating a cupcake with one's cock and then face fucking someone, thereby giving them both cupcake *and* cock in their mouth.

"Hey, what happened to that red velvet cupcake?"

"Oh, I cupcake slammed some trick with it last night."

by teh_muffin_min November 4, 2008

Hostess Cupcake

When a man ejaculates into a black woman, then quickly pulls out and spirals the rest of the cum on her belly. In essence, creating a Hostess Cupcake with white filling and white frosting on top.

Dayumm, that mother fucker just turned her ass into a Hostess Cupcake.

by Shanica Bright September 23, 2010

cupcake friend

A friend that gives you cupcakes.

Joey is such a good cupcake friend; today he gave me devils food cupcakes.

by Boobicakes February 20, 2009

captain cupcake

a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips

did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips

by the pooter parrot September 13, 2011

Stale Cupcake

The game involving a group of male friends jerking-off in a circle with a cupcake in the center of them. The last person to finish has to eat said cupcake.

Me: Hey you guys do you want to play a friendly game of stale cupcake?
Friends: Yeah sure that sounds really fun! Last one done is a homosexual!

by Dr. Cupcake October 21, 2012

Boston Cupcake

An act of sex so despicable, that to merely describe it is punishable by Boston Cupcake.

I told her what a Boston Cupcake was, then three guys appeared out of nowhere with a frozen garden hose and some Celine Dion CD's and gave me a Boston Cupcake.

by Keeleon April 4, 2010

cupcakes

when you and you lover take little rings off of cupcakes and get married!!!

"lets get the rings off them cupcakes and get married"
"okay"
"will you marry me"
"yes"

by bob the builder2 March 9, 2007