Crispy

A blond woman of white origin, usually american, that is not from your culture and is not accepted by your family.

Crispy is the incorrect way of saying kristie, an abbreviation of the name Kristina.

Me: I have to go meet Crispy tomorrow.

Bro: But bro, i thought your family didnt approve of her.

Me: Yes they dont, but they still dont know about her.

by dubmono February 29, 2024

Crispy Greens

Marijuana.

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.

by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010

Crispy Concords

Crispy Concords is a youtuber with 1,86 subscribers (11/1 2021)

Crispy Concords is da best

by YT_Jalle January 11, 2021

crispy asf on the bottom

all you gotta know its nice

Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.

by anonymous June 6, 2018

Crispy

When a roast is especially hurtful;

"holy shit that roast was *Sharp Inhale* CRISPY!"

by THEDEFINITIVEFISHMAN September 18, 2018

Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high

Mom are you crispy?

by Emu42069 January 4, 2018

crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

by Hello fella August 2, 2020