Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.

Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...

by TallTin September 18, 2017

Cover Cursing

Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.

I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!

Cover cursing is safer to use.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 16, 2017

coverer

An ass-cessory that transforms your cats awful puckered up butt hole into a shimmering jewel.

Check out my the sparkly butt hole coverer on Puss. She's such a princess!

by Di Beatties December 5, 2017

chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

dust cover

A condom, in Australia that is not used for a long time, kept mainly in a wallet by teenagers awaiting the right moment to be able to say "I have one!"

There is a direct link of "dust covers" to the event known as "schoolies" where a handful of finishing teenagers are "finished" by older men.

"Bring you dust cover Jeff!"
"It never leaves my side - I wear it on my belt!"

by SquashedDuck August 9, 2016

chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.

"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"

by SirCthulhu666 February 7, 2017