Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.

Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...

by TallTin September 18, 2017

chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy

When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017

Cover Cursing

Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.

I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!

Cover cursing is safer to use.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 16, 2017

coverer

An ass-cessory that transforms your cats awful puckered up butt hole into a shimmering jewel.

Check out my the sparkly butt hole coverer on Puss. She's such a princess!

by Di Beatties December 5, 2017

chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016