a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.
Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.
Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon
Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon
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Basically, she is everyone’s dream girl.
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“There comes Cátia, omg I can’t breathe”
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Dream girl! She's a hot, beautiful kind of girl that everyone likes, a little nervous about everything but she loves her friends from the bottom of her heart!
somebody:*crying*
Cátia: Don't cry dear :( *goes to give a hug*
someone: thank you :) i will always love you
Cátia: Don't cry dear :( *goes to give a hug*
someone: thank you :) i will always love you
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Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022
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My wife wanted to spice things up, so after a full 5 course meal at the local barraria joint, I obliged her with a Cotija Shotgun to which gave her a 6th course of barreria magic. - Don Quixote
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Warm and bright like the sun, rare and stunning like the moon. She’s one of a kind.
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