Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

coconut

your mom

a coconut is your mom

by poopsterer August 19, 2022

Coconuts

Coconuts: (noun) hood slang for a black man's testicles.

-coco = black; African-American; African}
-nuts = testicles; balls

"I'm getting smashed by some coconuts tonight. Wanna join in?"

by UrAverageBlackManz January 13, 2020

Coconutting

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.

I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.

by NOFACE512 March 9, 2021

Coconut Cracker

Offensive slang twords Hawaiians.

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."

by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024

Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.

Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.

by Galiant March 5, 2021

Coconut Bo

🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

Person 1: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐
Person 2: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

by Dead_Thing_Walking September 13, 2021