Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

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Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.

Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go

by PokemonGoGuy November 1, 2018

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Kendall x Christopher

Such a cute couple that defenitly belongs together (CHRIS ASK HER OUT OR ELSE!!!!)

Kendall x Christopher is better then ur parents!

by kendallxchristopher fan February 16, 2022

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Christopher

Stupid pig or something idk

“Hey you know Christopher?”

“Oh, that old thing? He’s just a stupid pig.”

“Yeah that’s what I said...”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Christopher

A guy with a hot sister. He has no personality or anything people just use him for his sister. He’s a mysterious kid and
hes mysterious and weird.

Christopher: I’m going to kms

by FactGuy7873 March 24, 2022

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A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.

Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass

by Opral December 17, 2021

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