chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."

by jh911 September 28, 2014

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 December 25, 2015

Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM

Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-

by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023

Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.

Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!

by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020

Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)

For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.

by URMOMMY:D March 1, 2022

Chinese firecracker

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.

** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?

by TheYUPG July 19, 2021

Built Chinese

When someone who aint asian is built like an asian. Or you just ugly as fuck and not asian, it goes both ways

Bruh Ms. Smith really built chinese

by Disdickitty6912 January 22, 2019