The Creams and the Butters 

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.

“Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”

The Creams and the Butters by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022

To get buttered 

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

To get buttered by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

To get buttered 

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

To get buttered by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

Beans and butters

Beans and butters is used to show good quality of conversation it basically means that’s good or no bother

Wey aye Kidd that’s “beans and butters” that

Beans and butters by Hehskskasyyejenshxjdkskalsjxbs March 24, 2024

Don't get my biscuit buttered

A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.

Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.

Don't get my biscuit buttered by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026