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Bryan

The better version of Ryan a Ryan cannot compete with a Bryan because Bryan's are faster stronger and more intelligent therefore leaving a ryan inferior
by Big boy bryan August 10, 2019
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Bryan

Bryan’s has an amazing music taste, sense of style, also funny but can be an asshole sometimes. Often gets mistake for a Brian, Braian, Bryen, never Bryan
I love Bryan’s style
by Sadvillainy November 21, 2021
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Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.
Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.
by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018
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Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.
Bryan is so annoying.
by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022
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Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
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Bryan

Bryan is a guy who is athletic and is short and likes to flex
Hey have u every seen a Bryan?

Yea he’s short.
by Hannahkat November 7, 2020
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Bryan Bite

The act of taking an enormous bite of something.
Marcus took a bryan bite”
by Fortnitebattlepass2000 March 18, 2024
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