Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010

douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect

'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back

by adamsgone May 8, 2011

Bog Legs

A person with abnormally large calves

Person 1: Hey, why are your calves so large?
Person 2: I got the bog legs my dude.

by Michael MACDONALD December 3, 2017

bog

Someone who makes hella random and exaggerated, often swamp-like bodily noises

This bog won’t stop burping.

by ladyscribe December 27, 2024

She's a Bog

A term used to describe the appearance of a less than desirable woman.

"Oi mate you see that bird over there.. she's a bog"

by Madman Opus October 30, 2014

Bog Fog

Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo

"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"

by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022

Bog water

When you have the best sex of your life then steam comes out.

"That shit was good and all, but what the fuck was up with the 'bog water'?"

by BoominBorscht August 24, 2021