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Grant's Girlfriend

A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).
Wow that girl is so unattractive and obnoxious that she must be Grant's Girlfriend.
by aguyperson December 28, 2011
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Ex-Girlfriend

Any woman/girl who is a bitch and who you dumped because she would not stop lying, even when you said if you tell one more fucking lie im seriously done with you, im not kidding seriously ill know if you do. Then the next night she lie's, you debate on whether or not to call her out on it, while pondering that you think about your hott next door neighbor and then call her out on it, and end the relationship, thus becoming free from her evil Succubus bitch claws,
My Ex-girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that lie's, lie's, lie's, and will never be happy because she isnt happy with herself and because of this she try's to change everyone around her, even her boyfriend... sorry EX BOYFRIEND, when there isnt anything wrong with him.
by Avoi July 15, 2011
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Girlfriend Insurance

The act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the "just in case she cheats on me" clause while hence in a relationship. Opposition definition "Boyfriend Insurance" aka "Slut" clause.
John got with Jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so John got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with Jane's sister Jill.
by Shentasic July 25, 2011
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Girlfriending

A term used to describe the less than desirable things that your girlfriend does.

eg: Whining, bitching, complaining
Joe: Dude, you look pissed. What's up?
Bob: It's Sara. She wont stop complaining about how hard her new school is. Her Girlfriending is driving me insane!
Joe: Buddy, that's lame. Drink?
by inkeddd December 18, 2009
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Girlfriendish

Someone who acts like a girlfriend would. For example, they are kind, loving, and caring.
Lauren suddenly started acting girlfriendish when she fell in love.
by Cryde October 29, 2008
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Girlfriend Song

A song a guy acts like he likes because he wants to get know a girl better (a.k.a. get laid)
Guy 1: Dude, I met this girl last night and I acted like I like Taylor Swift.

Guy 2: It looks like you've got a girlfriend song.
by B. J. McNeal August 23, 2009
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Girlfriend Nuru

A Nuru massage body to body nude massage wth a gfe escort
I had an awesome girlfriend nuru massage by this hot chick on backpage.
by Darknessunbound July 29, 2015
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