Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

Ax

He's a guy you want around you and a soul that is damaged and wants to be around people all the time. He is just one of those people that can change your day and fuck it up at the same time. He makes all the women around him feel affection towards him. Hes the perfect guy...

Guy #1: YOOOO WHOS THAT GUY OVER THERE
Guy #2 him? Oh, that's just Ax. Great guy u should get to know him...

by Aquarius1 May 06, 2021

ax

Only Trump supporters and Cruz supporters who happen to be black use this word as a sub for "ask." No other black person uses it.

Did I ax you if Trump was a racist or not?

Only Trump supporters and Cruz supporters who happen to be black use this word as a sub for "ask." No other black person uses it.

Did I ax you if Trump was a racist or not?

by dangnuggets April 02, 2019

to the M ax

to the max, or maximum. the best, highest, nothign is better

Yo this joint is phat to the M ax.

by niggs to the M ax February 19, 2003