American psycho

One who cuts off lovers lips with a nail scissors before having sex with her mouth.Also known to feed cats to bank machines

"I want to cut you open and play with your blood"

by Nicholas Linderschnaps September 4, 2004

American Goose

The act of showing someone your middle finger, or, flipping the bird.

Wow, that kid just gave the camera man the "american goose" right on national tv.

by CJ Tromm December 18, 2007

American Chop Suey

The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.

I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!

by TACOpolo January 29, 2009

American Stupidity

The stupidity of americans in stereotypes and movies.

American: DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT TOILET?!? IT SQUIRTS BACK AT YOU!

French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.

American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!

Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.

by Ugly Austrian Chick November 10, 2013

American Idol

A television show that glorifies human flaws for our enjoyment

American Idol fucking sucks

by Alomar January 26, 2005

american gladiator

A kick-ass show with massive men with names like "Lightning","Outlaw",or "Chocolate Thunder" ,most likely on steroids, beating the shit out of other people that stand no chance.But on occasion someone does go about beating one of the American Gladiators, and winning bascialy nothing.

D00d lets go watch people get beat down on american gladiator!

by Maxlive January 6, 2006

american eskimo

A long-haired white dog formerly known as a German Spitz.

Hey, is that classy American Eskimo yours???

by ShaniquaAnal November 20, 2007