Bob: I went to pick up some milk yesterday at the market and while I was down there I remembered to get some batteries for my new super awesome robot dog
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser
by Peter Bob May 1, 2009
Get the Phrase abusermug. A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter
by Rufus Redneck August 1, 2020
Get the Table Abusermug. A person who uses too many hash tags in one sentence on a Social Media Platform, usually someone who cannot speak English very well.
by monkeyman41 August 4, 2014
Get the hashtag abusermug. Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.
String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
Get the string cheese abusemug. Someone who uses an albuterol inhaler against its designed purpose.
A guy you just meet that confessed to transforming his inhaler into a marijuana smoking device
A guy you just meet that confessed to transforming his inhaler into a marijuana smoking device
You can't use that for smoking, you albuterol abuser. Albuteral is to help you breathe.
She can't be an albuteral abuser, she is using her inhaler correctly
She can't be an albuteral abuser, she is using her inhaler correctly
by Whore-able_&_Adorable May 10, 2020
Get the albuteral abusermug. (wannabe budsforbuddies) 9 yr old kids who think they are sooo epic and rad by killing fandoms. they claim they hate fandoms but the only fandom they like is gacha life and these creatures greet people with "HEY UGLIES/LOSERS" like dawg stfu💀
julie:HI LOSERS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU BC IM A GACHA FANDOM ABUSER HAHAHAHA
nelson:i wonder why nobody likes u lol
nelson:i wonder why nobody likes u lol
by n3ls0n-! September 26, 2024
Get the gacha fandom abusermug. Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abusermug.