pinch proportions

Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.

People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.

by ZippyDee October 03, 2011

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pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 06, 2022

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Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

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pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 02, 2018

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Pinch & Roll

Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 12, 2023

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