Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.

Christian is a GOAT.

by daoneandonlycdub June 5, 2018

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a sexy bitch who gets all the girls and is good at all sports

I wish I could be christian

by 1212348574839382635 June 6, 2018

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the type of guy to gets hella wins in solo play on fortnight

damn christian u winin

by china man chris May 16, 2018

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ChRiStIaNiTy

Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.

Jasper, how is your ChriStIaNity going?

by dingoogoo June 27, 2019

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Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.

Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.

by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019

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