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heather

A beautiful and inspiring person. Somebody others can look up to and be like, although, you can never be as great as a heather.
‘She is such a heather!’
by subscribetomizzyglizzy June 3, 2023
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Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
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Jaidyn Heather

an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.
the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather
by (not nedyaj) August 22, 2022
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Heather

A heather is a bitchy, self obsessed whore who’s friends will do anything in the world for. People call nice girls heathers because it’s a TikTok trend.
Oh look, it’s a heather, I wonder how many guys she’s fucked this week
by Docitjejfj August 21, 2020
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Heather

A woman who doesn't like confrontation but if you piss her off IT'S ON! She will put you in your place if you hurt anyone she loves. She loves unicorns, rainbows, and anything colorful. She will bring a smile to your face whenever you're around her and make you laugh.
I'm so glad my best friend is Heather she always helps me and makes my day!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 11, 2023
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heather

The boys: she's a heather
i wanna be pretty like that heather
by ElleTheHoe March 12, 2021
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The double heather

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.

The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
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