Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 03, 2022

Goober

Snot hanging from your nose

Hey mate, you've got a Goober hangin'

by Xamresd February 13, 2023

Goober

Loveable, silly cute person

Saif is the biggest goober
That's why he's the bestest

by Saifrine May 14, 2018

Goober

A describing word for someone who is dumb, or a goof.

Reece your late to class you goober.

by Sour Hayden May 25, 2021

Goobers

A nickname that Charlie Slimecicle/Slmccl made for his fans

A: I love watching charlie Slimecicle!
B: So you’re a part of the Goobers?

by GenLoser August 29, 2023

Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 03, 2017

Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.

Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.

by Dik8utt February 21, 2019