Callum

Callum's have a massive penis and are the smartest people ever

Callum you so smart

by Luke mattww February 03, 2021

Callum

The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.

Callum was being Callum around his "friends"

by James Vassallo May 30, 2019

Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz February 21, 2018

Callum

Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much

Might have a penis.

Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.

by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019

Callum

Callum is a Loki character to his friends sometimes, but he loves his dog. He also plays on the Xbox with his friends, he is basically addicted to YouTube. He watches marvel movies a lot but he can’t decide what his favourite character is! This annoys his friends a lot and I mean a lot. He has loads of friends but his best friend is Matt Riggs.

Yo, Callum watched a movie yesterday!

by Memelord14732 July 22, 2018

Callum

A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.

There was a callum on the toilet last weekend.

by It’s friday May 01, 2019

Callum

A boy usually sporty. loves to play with mates and sucks pp at fortnite. he also is very bad at parkour at most games but gets there eventually.

wow callum used to be a boxer,rugby player and a basketball player

by omw_to_fyb April 02, 2020