Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Yogurt female

The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.

Dominika is yogurt female.

by MartiFromBg November 20, 2023

Diet yogurt

Diet yogurt is a term used to someone that is extremely conservative or just conservative.
It doesn't mean the person is slim or anything related to diet

Korean girls are like diet yogurt.

by TH224 June 19, 2025

Yogurt

Bri ish Yag art colonizer

"omg yogurt" more like Yag art

by Bri is h February 25, 2021

yogurt

A tiktok/instagram brainrot trend using wordplay such as the following dialogue

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: sybau gng
Gng: Huh? I didn't do anything
I: That is true
True: No, I'm true

by DigBick9696 April 13, 2025

Raw Yogurt

sexual term for spitting someone’s cum in the other persons mouth.

“You ever had raw yogurt”
“I gave her that raw yogurt”

by Nakieya March 24, 2023