Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
by weedwaccer March 9, 2011

by —Peanut February 17, 2020

by the yo bomber September 29, 2011

by 212321132-9798 Lover April 6, 2021

Yo mama jokes are the most (least) sophisticated jokes on this planet. They are designed to insult one's mother for the entertainment of a group. These jokes often promote fights and other violence and usually begin with one of the following phrases:
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so sexy...
Yo mama so dumb...
Yo mama so old...
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so sexy...
Yo mama so dumb...
Yo mama so old...
by Unlisted_games27 December 13, 2022

A more socially acceptable euphemism (substitute) for "motherfucker" suitable for use in FCC-regulated media and elsewhere. Used and likely originated by comedian Bill Cosby for his comic routines in the 1960s, it is predicated on the assumption that your daddy has sex with your mother.
Baker: You took a bad fall on the field during practice.
Able: I broke my arm in the fall and it hurt like yo daddy.
Able: I broke my arm in the fall and it hurt like yo daddy.
by Ocixel October 3, 2013

yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"
by punkass kid March 10, 2005
