Joseph Wilbert

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”

The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you”

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”

by Themanwhomightbe May 6, 2022

rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

by Ulare4 October 6, 2022

Dry Wilbert

It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!

Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?

What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!

by Ritequik 805 March 19, 2023

Nate Wilbourne

The name for someone who genuinely gives a fuck about the planet. Describes a person who cares about the environment and the climate.

Relates to the ‘Nature Nate approved’ GIF as nature nate loves the environment.

BOY: He is such a Nate Wilbourne
GIRL: Yeah it’s so attractive

by whereswally223 September 16, 2025