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Assault Weapon

A term with multiple meanings;
As an object, any automatic and/or burst fire compatible detachable box magazine fed firearms. It should be noted that as an object it must have BOTH a detachable magazine AND automatic and/or burst fire to be considered an assault anything, but does not have to be both automatic and burst fire, not does it require a semi-automatic mode.
As a legal term, semiautomatic firearms with a magazine in excess of ten rounds.
Of the variety of assault weapons are the normally automatic only MAC-11 sub-machinepistol, the automatic only French MAT-49 is a sub-machine gun, the American and Russian selective fire M-16 and AK-47 (respectively), and the French automatic only Fusil Mitrailleur Modele 1915 CSRG Infantry support Weapon.
by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025
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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 24, 2017
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weaponized comfortability

a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change
They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 5, 2025
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Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010
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Weaponized 4

In the game of cribbage, when a player leads with a 4, it is described as "weaponized", since there is no card in the deck which can be played that when added to 4 can total 15.
I lead with a Weaponized 4; you have been weaponized.
by Adamxii October 17, 2020
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THIS is weaponized schizophrenia

And THIS is a government cover up. Now... If it was THEIR kids dying... Instead of YOUR kids dying... How fast would they be telling the truth right now?
Hym "THIS is weaponized schizophrenia... There is only one solution... And..."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Far long range weapon

Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun
by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019
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