Dilly wanker

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017

Thrash Wanker

A person who masturbates furiously, so much so that they are throwing themselves around a room. Much like a person who is having an extreme fit.

He was such a Thrash Wanker that the tent pegs came out of the ground

by CampWodda June 16, 2010

Wanker island

An island for wankers and is free to reside if you’re toxic

Hey Griffin, Wanker Island awaits you!

by Real YT Tartarus April 28, 2021

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004

Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.

John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

right wanker

An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.

Only an extreme Right Wanker would advocate privatizing Social Security.

by Butt Man April 15, 2015