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Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”
by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023
mugGet the Walmart carmug.

walmart stage

A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.
After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.
by Lavender2008 April 24, 2014
mugGet the walmart stagemug.

Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021
mugGet the Walmart Whalemug.

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
mugGet the boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employeemug.

walmart shoes

(noun) used when the bitch ass got them shit ass walmart quality shoes
BROOOOOOOOO HE GOT WALMART SHOES WTF
by cheese guitar September 16, 2021
mugGet the walmart shoesmug.

Walmart

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
What’s that?”

Jacking off dumbass
by Soapy00 June 21, 2021
mugGet the Walmartmug.

Yodeling Walmart Kid

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme
by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018
mugGet the Yodeling Walmart Kidmug.

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