Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Walmart warden

A Walmart coach or someone who holds power that takes advantage of it and everyone hates. Always in other peoples departments ruining everyone’s fun.

“Coach Mac is just a Walmart warden, she makes it miserable around here”

by Breestar January 31, 2024

Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth

Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay

by Jake paul-sama May 9, 2020

WALMART!

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Walmart strippers

dancers at bike week Daytona beach on Main Street. They probably work a 9-5 banking job the other 51 weeks a year.

“We are going to the bar with the Walmart strippers”

by hahaimstoned March 8, 2025

Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025