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Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
by gman91478 November 30, 2018
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Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018
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Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart
Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad
by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022
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Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.
Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
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Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024
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WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021
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Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.
I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
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