Eefin (Walmart edition)

Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.

To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),

No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)

-Eefin (Walmart Edition)

by Eefin (Walmart Edition) March 22, 2021

harnoot walmart

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason

omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird

by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021

Walmart warden

A Walmart coach or someone who holds power that takes advantage of it and everyone hates. Always in other peoples departments ruining everyone’s fun.

“Coach Mac is just a Walmart warden, she makes it miserable around here”

by Breestar January 31, 2024

Walmart strippers

dancers at bike week Daytona beach on Main Street. They probably work a 9-5 banking job the other 51 weeks a year.

“We are going to the bar with the Walmart strippers”

by hahaimstoned March 8, 2025

walmart recipt lady

that one walmart lady who always takes you to the screening room

look at that ugly ''WALMART RECIPT LADY''

by Thatonemotamona December 15, 2022

Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025

i got this mug from Walmart

Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it

Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"

by RealScrabbleDictionary101 May 31, 2023