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Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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Steering Wheel

The act of being the third wheel of a couple, but you're the one driving - basically acting as their chauffeur or designated driver.
Hey man, I gotta go. I promised I would take my buddy and his girl to the airport.

Ight, that's all good.

Nah dude, my buddy's cool - but I hate being there with his girlfriend. It's like she hasn't grasped the concept of not interrupting every word out of our mouths. I hate being their steering wheel.
by PYSHINATOR January 4, 2020
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OMNI WHEEL

An omniwheel is a type of wheel that has small rollers or wheels attached to its circumference at right angles to the main wheel. The rollers allow the wheel to move in any direction, including sideways, without changing the direction of rotation of the main wheel. Omniwheels are often used in robotics, as they allow for smooth and precise movement in tight spaces, as well as increased maneuverability and versatility. They are also used in some industrial and transportation applications, such as conveyor systems and omnidirectional vehicles.
DONT GET RUN OVER BY THAT 6FOOT OMNI WHEEL
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Spinning wheel

The thing you see when something is loading which no one seems to know the name of.
Student: Teacher! I need help, the spinning wheel won't load!
Teacher: You know that has a name right?
Student: What is it then?
Teacher: uhh-ummh, I don't know.
by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021
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wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.
"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"
by Che butter April 29, 2014
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chubby wheel

When u have four guys back to back. You have a girl blind folded. Then the guys spin around kinda like musical chairs at this point. Who every is the one that stops in from of the girl get a blow job.
Man I hope I win chubby wheel next time.
by Paco11998855 February 24, 2018
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back on wheels

BACK ON WHEELS
End of the menstrual cycle.
Relates to the saying "up on blocks" - meaning menstruating.
Comparing the female time of the month to a car!
i.e. Justin was a very merry man when he arrived home to his scantily dressed girlfriend Maria.
" Ya back on wheels babe ? "

" Sure am big Big Boy "
by Ducky bum September 18, 2017
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