No, no baby—I'm sure your fuckin tuna tube is great, it's just that I've got this relationship thing goin' on. . .
by jalfrazie extraordinaire August 3, 2008
Get the tuna tubemug. When either extremely drunk, or just plain tired, and you fall asleep whilst engaging in intercourse with your significant other.
Person 1: "Hey Brochacho, why looking so glum?"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"
by Devonius Tunaman June 11, 2019
Get the Snooze in the Tunamug. When a guy goes a few days without showering and starts to get a smell on his groins and gooch that smells like tuna. It's pretty much the male equivalent to a fishy vag.
Guy1: "Hey Tom, do you want to head over to Lawn St? There's a few girls over there just drinking and chilling.
Guy2: "Yeah I'm down, just give me a second to clean up."
Guy1: "Awe man are you taking care of some tuna gooch? Got to be safe just in case."
Guy2: "Damn right dude...RIP tuna gooch."
Guy2: "Yeah I'm down, just give me a second to clean up."
Guy1: "Awe man are you taking care of some tuna gooch? Got to be safe just in case."
Guy2: "Damn right dude...RIP tuna gooch."
by Menopause21 October 9, 2016
Get the tuna goochmug. by laundryadvertisement August 24, 2020
Get the Mow Tunamug. n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
by HadeK September 17, 2013
Get the Bearded Tunamug. When a woman pulls her vaginal lips out and wraps them around the face of her partner while he or she is giving them oral sex.
I had to take an extra shower last night because that chick I picked up at the bar last night gave me a tuna wrap.
by Charlie the Tuna 001 June 3, 2010
Get the tuna wrapmug. by Brian Jay November 1, 2016
Get the Tuna slidermug.