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Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
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tristan jerome

Tristan Jerome is a smart person, he love dogs, he is supportive person. When he's mad, he's kinda creepy.

Some of the Tristan's that I know aren't straight.
Girl1: Do you want to meet Tristan Jerome?

Girl2: Yeah, I would like to meet him. He's like us, that's why I wanted to be friend with him.
by MILLIE_RAPH December 4, 2020
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Tristan

A person who acts gay is gay but does not admit it
Tristan is gay
by Deli Mike October 6, 2023
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Mansirat and Tristan

Mansirat and Tristan are really zesty and they are the people to kiss in the gas station bathroom. If you guys are dating BREAK UP
by RianBadussyiscool December 13, 2023
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tristan

this dudes name is tristan
by jacky401 November 9, 2022
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Tristan dixon

by Expensive Milk November 4, 2021
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Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion
Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say
by FPLM November 20, 2021
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