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Dirty Shart

What an Adains penis becomes after anal sex
My Asian friend Calvin gave Leo a dirty shart, he didn't shit right for a week
by ElliottCheese00 January 18, 2017
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shart bundle

The art of taking pure Trash, combining it with other Trash, and attempting to sell it Online.
Wow, John sure created a Shart Bundle in the bathroom of his RV!
by Marsha Brady's Pillowcase October 23, 2019
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Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
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Super Shart

When you fart and shit except it's projectile

Branden : Just did a Super Shart

Brandens "Friends" ; No big suprise aye branden ya stinky bastard
by zognar12 August 22, 2022
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shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
by Bubber22 May 8, 2017
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Shart Stick

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.
Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....
by Draksar July 22, 2022
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Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.
I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.
by Monty Burns July 23, 2023
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