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Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off
“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it
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Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.
I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.
by maklunky August 2, 2023
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Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.
guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
by guy that yes February 18, 2024
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arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers
"i got my arse chewed at work for being late
by uk girl September 15, 2008
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Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024
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Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.
Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"
by Sperloid July 22, 2021
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Charleston Chew

When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)
Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!

Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)
by Ron Jon Sliver April 21, 2023
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