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Facebook Stalker

1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...

2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
Definition 1

Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."

Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.

Definition 1:

Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
by Urban Sophist April 5, 2015
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stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015
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Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
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Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.
Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!
by 3pips May 3, 2018
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Twinflame stalker

A woman so deluded by a cult that she believes she is the twinflame wish version of a soulmate of a celebrity. She will declare her love for said celebrity thousands of times over several years, despite only meeting them twice, and make up entire interactions that did not actually happen. Despite the celebrity setting boundaries, for example blocking her, the twinflame stalker will reject this boundary, which will only encourage the harassment further. A classic case of a narcissist, the twinflame stalker will blame the results of their behavior ie. condemnation of their abuse, on the victim and anyone who tries to sanction them for their harassment and continue her abuse.
Have you heard about the SPN twinflame stalker?’ ‘Omg is she still going?’’
‘Yes! I’m so glad I can distinguish between reality and fiction. I’m never naming my child Amber…’
by Fandom Awareness March 19, 2024
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Stalker

someone who watches you 24/7
theres a stalker out my window! >:(
by OIOIOIBAKAA February 27, 2025
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Stalker

Stalker (n): formal term of a Jihad
Hey do you know Jihad?
Oh you mean Stalker?
Yeah bro
by Manabananaaaa November 16, 2019
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