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stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚
male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend
by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020
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umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020
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stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.
You know that person right they are a stalker GF.
by gasdas April 19, 2018
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stalker stick

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people
by Whateves July 7, 2016
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jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.
by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016
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vehicular stalker

A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
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Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.
Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!
by 3pips May 3, 2018
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