I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.

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1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.
A death note to all who live on this earth.

by Music_Panda November 24, 2022

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.

I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.

by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019

Dick Splash

"when You jizz on a girls right butt cheek, and slap ur dick in the jizz"

"I gave my girlfriend a dick splash"

by OGx_Snorlax March 7, 2015

Nash Splash

Ejaculating in somebody's eye directly or shortly after hitting them in the eye with the penis (i.e. a 'Nash Bash').

She's proper dirty, I was like, 'Nash Bash, Nash Splash!' and she LOVED it.

by Mogzy G August 7, 2011

Splash Zone

When you nut on your hand and slap a girl in the face with your nut filled hand

She stopped my fortnite grind so i hit her with a splash zone

by AbsentDad27 May 24, 2018