Handy Savage

A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.

Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"

Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."

by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017

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Skunk Savage

The leader of the middle school skater posse. He exclusively only listens to Mac Miller smokes notebook paper to seem cool. He is also a the shortest amount the group.

Do I hear Mac Miller playing? Yes, that is just Skunk Savage in the back of the classroom.

by Pimpdaddy96 January 2, 2022

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Savage Stabbage

Getting a dick in the ear. Usually while sleeping in a parking lot. I know my mother in law is home so I don't want to go home.

Didn't want to go home early from work. So I pulled over and slept in the parking lot. Woke up to a Savage Stabbage.

by GonnaGetSome November 15, 2019

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Cum Savage

A woman who is obsessed with getting and saving every bit of her obsessed man's jizz

Danielle is such a cum Savage that she has saved every one of her man's used condoms

by Wlg12788 March 11, 2021

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Savage Dweeb

Someone who is both a nerd or geek and an athlete or beast at the same time. e.g. Both a baller and a gamer, a body builder and a scientist, or an Olympian and a programmer

Did you know Donovan Mitchell and Karl-Anthony Towns both play a shit load of video games? What a couple of Savage Dweebs.

by savagedweeb.com August 23, 2019

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