Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.

Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !

by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023

rail kits

The best alternative band ever.

We saw the rail kits at last years company outing and they rocked.

by railkitfan August 10, 2009

Rail Talk

Conversation that occurs during and after insufflation of powdered cocaine, or inhalation of freebase or crack.

Yeah you know, eventually they're all gonna be listenin to Endless Summer, and then we'll blow up like Kirstie Allie. The future's ours, man. It's all happenin'. Rail talk.

by Dallas Palace August 13, 2010

satan rail

The act of Railing your significant other with such anger or fury one could question whether you are possessed by the Devil himself or other Demonic Spirit. Typical signs of Satan Railing are violent shaking of the bed, depth of penetration and the eyes of the Railee rolling up profoundly into the skull whilst holding onto the headboard

She annoyed me earlier, so when we went to bed I really Satan Railed her and got my aggression out.

by byte_574 April 18, 2024

D-Rail

Doing a big fat rail of coke off of a dick.

I was down at the gay bar and I saw a guy doing a D-Rail in the bathroom.

by Honky Tonk Mang January 1, 2023

railed

to get fucked in the ass

joe: i railed her so good last night, Peter
peter: you fucking incel, i would do better slaying pussy than you could ever do

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023