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Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
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Edward Hicks

To have to shit so bad in the woods, you grab the nearest QT hot dog container and shit in it while holding on to a truck door for balance. After completion of shit, throw it approximately 5 feet away from the truck.
I just took a nasty Edward Hicks around the corner.
by Mc double June 30, 2022
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Edward Elric

I am Edward Elric, teh awesome, teh smex!
by Ed teh smex October 15, 2004
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Edward Cullen

A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots!
Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009
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Team Edward

Team Edward is a group of Twilight saga fans that have decided they are completely and utterly devoted to Edward Cullen, one of the leading characters of Stephinie Meyers amazing vampire book series the Twilight saga. In short they are Edward Cullen groupies. Most people who are in love with the book are either on Team Edward or Team Jacob.
girl #1 at the premier of the new twilight movie: Whoo! I love Twilight go team Jacob!

girl #2 at the premier of the new Twilight movie: What your crazy I am so Team Edward! Whooo!!!
by Scarletbegonia22 February 21, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.
by ewalk316 December 2, 2009
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Edward Gay

A person who is quite possibly the biggest dick sucker anyone has ever seen

Not to be confused with "Gay Edward"

Although they're probably the same thing
OMG YOU'RE SO EDWARD GAY

GO SUCK ON A DICK! YOU'RE EDWARD GAY!
by MR. TOUCHY TOUCHY May 20, 2009
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