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Cross-Fucktional

The process by which a good project/idea is ruined through cross-functional input, or a mistake is made that would not have been made if it had been worked on within a single functional group.
This was a solid project until it was put through our cross-fucktional project review.
by Cunning LinguistX February 3, 2023
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Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
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Holy Cross

A stick with a line going through it that people obey and worship
dear holy cross tell my son that i didnt mean to grab his somewhat thick ass
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020
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cross-juuled

The act of being buzzed off a juul and drunk off alcohol.
Joel was so cross-juuled after chugging fireball and smoking 3 pods.
by Theaveragemale April 22, 2018
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Cross trainer

A man who man who is aspires to be a woman who still has a rod and has no desire to have a sex change
Look at that cross trainer you can't tell if it's Wendy Williams or Ray Lewis coming at you
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cross-boosted

When one is both high from some narcotic substance and hopped up on caffeine.

Synonym of cross-faded.
Dude, I was so cross-boosted from my cold brew and organic sativa at that show, it was another level!
by notaficus June 17, 2019
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