The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.
Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.
In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.
In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
by quesondriac October 15, 2013
After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse
by JimBill April 06, 2006
by badger_haiter April 04, 2008
The 1994 Badger incident was a Incident between Markiplier and The Badger. In his defense he didn't know they weren't compatible ( Badger + Fireworks ) Used in Welcome To The Game 2 ( By Markiplier )
by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot November 22, 2021
Badger Patrol Alpha is a secret society created to combat the evils of Wolverine Squadron X. Badger Patrol Alpha members have sworn to uphold the Code of the Badger (see below), and may never reveal themselves as being members of Badger Patrol Alpha, so that the lowly Wolverine Squadron X members cannot target their families.
I, Badger (insert code here), am a Badger Patrol Alpha member, and I will maintain values that my Badger forefathers set before me. I will do my best to battle the evil, malicious ways of Wolverine Squadron X. I will remain true to this pledge beyond my last breath, holding steady in my integrity into death.
(shout): BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!
(shout): BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!
by Highanxietymind February 08, 2008
Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.
"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 22, 2005
A sex act involving first vaginal intercourse. Then move onto anal. From there it's onto oral. That order is the 1, 2, 3 portion of this maneuver. When you're about to ejactulate scream, "I'm a badger!" like you're a cracked out cartoon character. Upon finishing your business, run screaming from the room while giggling like a school girl. This is the skadoo portion of the evening. She'll never call you again.
I met this girl who was getting way too into my shit so I gave her the old 123 Badger Skadoo. She's since left town.
by Richard™ February 20, 2007