Texas Tampon

You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out

If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.

by kneebrace October 24, 2017

tickle the teapot

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

by meowneo November 19, 2013

new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by c November 2, 2017

Teapot

Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).

Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."

Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."

"That guy is such a teapot."

by Hey Man Dude June 21, 2013

tampon

Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.

"Shit, stop being a tampon!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon!"

by hold da applaz January 31, 2010

tempo88

A tranny who is never going to have sex. Up his own arse and thinks he's better then everyone because he write for a website. Is also gay.

"Yo, that Tempo88 is a fag."

"That's one Tempo88-ing ugly mofo's dog."

by $hitigottaheadrush September 21, 2003

Tampon Taster

A person with a REALLY crappy job

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.

by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006