988 thoughts

When you want to mention 988 thoughts(Suicidal thoughts) instead of saying that say 988 thoughts so if someone doesn’t know that 988 is the crisis hotline then they won’t know you want to kill yourself. So you inform those like school friends while only being able to talk to them at school.

Person A: Fuck man I’ve been having more 988 thoughts than before.
Person B: Hey it’ll get better dude.
Person C: *Trying to ease drop on the conversation but doesn’t know what 988 thoughts are*
Person D: *Knows what 988 thoughts are but doesn’t say anything and hope that person A will get better*

by The Random An January 25, 2024

Thought of the Plot

The moment you plan to prevent a future situation you are currently thinking of due to a present disposition.

*Smacks forehead. Awww shit dude I just thought of the plot I have a homework assignment due at 11:59! I gotta go bro!

by Lang_theOG December 10, 2023

Benzenous Thought

A thought that circles back on itself in a never ending infinite loop like a snake eating it's own tail, but leads the thinker to epiphanies, like when Kekule discovered the shape of the Benzene ring.

The chicken or the egg which came first, contemplation of this benzenous thought led the Buddha to moksha

by MM007 September 3, 2018

I thought of something funnier then 24

25:)))))))))))))

Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh

by Shia LaBeaof March 18, 2021

thought tracker

the government keeping a record of all your known thoughts for inquisitiveness

The thought tracker made the historical American discover relationships that were never brought to light.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

THOUGHT

Acronym ; gentrified version of THOT
That
Ho
Offering
Up
Good
Hot
Twat

You gotta be a THOUGHT before you can be a THOT.

by StrawberryFun November 5, 2021

Thought fuck

When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.

My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.

by Themitchyo July 25, 2022