Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

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Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.

"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

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Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

by JugChugger December 14, 2019

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Love squeeze

Friends with benefits

How are you and your love squeeze?

by Ajhowie3 March 1, 2017

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Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

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Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

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